One advantage (perhaps
the only one) of having as complicated a name as I do is how
it helps in the battle against telemarketers. As soon as a
caller starts fumbling with my name or asks for "Ms.
Sreenath," I just say, "wrong number" or "they've
moved," and ask that the number be taken off the caller's
list. It's a white lie that has saved me lots of further aggravation.
My wife's equally complicated name has helped keep our household
off many telemarketers lists (except when they are TRYING
to reach, say, South Asians!). But not all telemarketers can
be blocked this way, of course.
So
when I saw the ads for the Telezapper high-tech telemarketing
eliminator, I was eager to test it. I had very low expectations
for it, but you know, it works reasonably well. It works only
on those calls that come from computer-dialed systems -- but
those are a significant portion of telemarketing calls. It
works by fooling the computer into thinking the line is disconnected
(by giving out a tone that mimics a disconnected phone). It's
very easy to set up and the price, $49.99, is not outrageous,
since it works on all the phones per line.
What
are the downsides? It will NOT work if you have a phone company's
voicemail system. It only works on old-fashioned answering
machines or when a human picks up the phone, causing the tones
to be sent out). The companies site does admit that "the
TeleZapper may also 'zap' calls from organizations, other
than telemarketers, that also use predictive dialer computers."
But these are not likely to be people you really want to hear
from anyway. One other note: the site also says that some
incoming calling-card calls may also be affected by this.
To
sum up, the TeleZapper does not perform miracles, but it certainly
tries hard and helps cut down on a majority of the unwanted
calls.